I felt a sense of dread and impatience when the five customers walked in this morning.
I thought there was no way, they could wrong. They know now what to order, it will go smoothly.
Why the hell did i have to jinx myself?
Every time one would order something, another would butt in and tell me he wanted something else.
I glared at them, then smiled ever so sweetly. “what. would. you. like?” I was firm leaving no room for discussion.
They blinked. “Egg muffins! and those!” they pointed at the baked muffins. “sausage muffins!”
I gritted my teeth. “For the last time those arent sausage muffins!!! those are carrot!”
They got their food, and sat down.
“That is it, Greg!” I snapped. “I am not serving them! This is the last time I am serving them!”
Greg sighed. “Ok Rebecca.”
“I am serious!”
One of the guys came back. “I wanted big breakfast!”
My mouth dropped in disbelief. Greg shot me a warning glance. By now I was ready to throat punch this dick! “You wanted a Big Breakfast!” Greg gave him a Big Breakfast.
“And that!” the guy points to the landing where the sauces are.
Greg groans. “What would you like, sir?”
“That! That sauce!” the guy obviously never uses words before.”Chick sauce!”
I swear these guys are being deliberately obtuse so they can get whatever they want. If one is too lazy to use their words to even form a half decent sentence then this society is going straight to hell in a hand basket!
I would rather have those guys use an app to send me their order than deal with their rudeness! Maybe I will suggest it to them next time they come in. They have an Iphone? Message me your damn order!