Today was an improvement! I had no one bitch about:
- of course its black coffee!
- well the total said 4.75
- i ordered 15 big macs i am not going to pay for chicken sauce!
Instead I had people refuse to remember what they order. Yell at me about their grill order about not being right.
Hmm yeah thanks, I think I am getting dumber every time I take an order.
When your day seem so dismal and horrible but its those moments when you can make others laugh!
- My sister was naming off hockey teams, because she knew all about hockey! ” then there are Toronto Blue Jays”
- Me: “Toronto blue jays is the baseball team, you damn fool!”
- Steve was getting up in my grill about fry procedure: “whatever!”
- Me: “oh really, Steve?! read between the lines!” (I stick up 3 fingers)
- Steve: ” learn the metric system!” (Sticks up his ring finger)
- Devon loves being harassed by me. “You have to work with her” he says to Steve.
- Steve: “oh yeah so much fun. Im working with her. you get to leave. I have to stay.”
- Me: “he loves it when I work, because without me, his day is very boring!”
- My sister commenting on how our co-workers will miss her.
- Me: no one is going to be looking for you, because I’m going to finish what I started when you were a baby. No one will find your body.
- Ari holding up a cup of cream. “What is this?’
- me: my sister was lactating again. (stifler milking a cow)
Ugh. When you have one of those dreams that show you what your life should’ve been – is supposed to be…
A nice house, a cute family, vacations in exotic places..
Then you wake up and you are back in Hell, alarm ringing…
I love it when customers call me ignorant because I call them on their bullshit.
1. I am not stupid. I have been on my shift for 30mins. I did not see you walk in, I did not see you be served, I did not see you when I got into work.
2. Your cup is cold.
3. The coffee is already conjealed, meaning its been in your in cup more than 2 hours.
4. The cup seam is so soggy I’m surprised the cup didn’t fall apart.
Yea and I’m stupid?
Messy bun, hoodie kind of day.
Barely there make up.
A girl needs this kind of a compliment!
Dear SMRT admin
It takes longer to solve an equation using common core!
Who was the effin genius who thought math would be simpler using it!
My nightmare: someone couldn’t answer a question. I woke up shouting “its a simple yes or no question? How hard is it to answer it?!”
Only to wake up to Jordan still fucking!
Had to have a shower at 2:45, hmm relaxing!
They were still going..
Oh my god!
This is payback for teasing Jordan all week!