I THINK I NEED A CIGARETTE!


Sweet.mother.of. Pink!

My ovaries melted like butter when Root rolled up on her motorcycle. In Leather. Then asked Shaw to hop on  because they were going to Alaska for a jet ride.

Is there anything more sexier than a psychotic woman and her side kick on a motorcycle?

Getting so hot and bothered over Root and Shaw is ridiculous, but what a lovely guilty pleasure!!!!

 

 

I HAVE CHAD ESP.


Yesterday:
I took Chads order. I chuckled.
Ooh someone sounded surly this morning! I thought.
“That was Chad” Timmie said to me as he pulled away from the window.
Me: I know I took his order.
Today:
I am in First. Bored as fuck. I perk up.
Oh chad is here. I turn to the window, just as I see his truck.
Moments Justin says to me over the headset: “chad is at the counter.”
Me: I know. I saw his truck. I always know when he is here.”
Justin said something. I laughed.
“I have Chad ESP” I replied.

THE DEEP HEAT CHALLENGE!!! LMFAO!!!


These kids tried the wasabi challenge, which I nearly lost my supper watching. They decided to try the Deep Heat challenge. Which was putting Deep Heat on their ballsacks!!!
OH MY GOD!!!
It was the most ridiculous hilarious spectacle I ever watched!!!
I think I was laughing so hard I almost cried!!!

I’M ON A ROLL


Do you know what a swear word is? I didn’t swear!

A customer rolled up to the speaker, started swearing as soon as I asked for his order. I asked for him to please stop. He told me he wasn’t.
“I can hear you. I can see you. I am being nice here. I asked you to stop. So please let’s be calm and collected during the order.” I replied coolly.
He tried to use a coupon, then got angry when I informed it was expired.
“The expiry dates are on the coupons, please keep your voice polite”
Everytime he tried to throw his bitch voice at me, I would deflect it.
So proud I didn’t lose it!
Bitch, don’t roll up and try to pull attitude with me I will shut you down!!

A STEAMY SHOWER?


How could you be such a bitch? Teasing poor Jordan like that first thing in the morning?

I didnt know he was there, until after I came. ( I heard him get up and went to have my shower)

I got off knowing he was listening!!!

Then he coughed.

Oh, dear. I am so bad.

I figured I wouldnt piss off GF anymore than if I was being playful in the shower, than I was in the bedroom.

She really doesnt like it when I am a bit loud with my pleasure…

which is like calling the pot black.

so I decided to cool it for a bit.

let her think she won.

But who are we kidding?

I always win.