Asking me to cook for you is like asking me to plot your murder.
So therefore am I not plotting my own murder when I am deciding what to eat?
Death by kraft dinner.
So who wants to eat?
Remembering my vow..
but I realised how foolish I was.
Seriously? Why should I waste my time for someone who thought I wasnt worth theirs?
I have 666 followers!
I knew I was evil!
P.s thank you dear readers!
and the new ones, welcome!
You are beautiful when you smile. Every time I think I have you figured out, you do a 180 and I am left wondering how I can solve this mystery before me. You think you cant speak worth a lick, but baby, I am just as tongue tied as you. I dont care if you arent perfect, and its crazy that you think I would. If I wanted perfect, and flawless I would be still looking for it. There isnt such a thing. I would be bored as hell!
gah…why is it the words you want a guy to say to you, is only said by a fictional character you have in your head? Or by your favorite fictional character?
Aw I am sad.
I know I am sucking right now.
There is a baby bat outside sleeping in drive thru. I don’t know if I want to run screaming or cuddle it!
At least I am someone’s inspiration this morning…
I had been singing this morning when I heard Jordan start having sex with his girlfriend
I shook my head.
He had been too damn quiet the last couple days.
I wonder why he decides to have sex until he knows I am awake, I am singing or doing something in my bedroom?
I wonder if his girlfriend clued in yet? I wonder if she gets pissed?