RECORD TIME FOR MASTURBATING? SCARY!


Big model Susanne Eman claims to weigh 728 pounds, which would make her the world’s heaviest woman. However, the 32-year-old from Casa Grande, Ariz., has never been weighed by Guinness World records officials.
 
Not to be too mean or rude or judgemental, ( Goddess help me!) but what?
that would be modelling from the couch? I dont see how she could be walking around!
 
 
 
For every woman masturbating right now, there is a guy masturbating while imagining that woman masturbate. ( I just realised how evil I am, having a masturbation piece with a picture of the worlds heaviest woman above it. Irony? Evil!)Fucking SOCIETY!
 
  1. Masturbation is self-sufficiency in its purest form.
  2. Masturbation is highly addictive.
  3. Masturbation is intended to be a private affair, unless you are a court judge
 
 
 
 
Japanese pornography is like pot: You can't avoid it, you start out using it to make yourself laugh, but it's usually a gateway to the hard stuff.
 
In May 1995  a San Francisco sex shop declared May Masturbation month. Encouraging people to raise money for charities with a sex positive focus. The annual events are used as a public-health-education device to increase awareness of self-pleasure  as a strategy for safer  and healthier sex and to de-stigmatise self-love.
2009 San Francisco
  • The winner of “Longest Time Spent Masturbating/Male” (and also the World Record Holder in this category) is
  •  Mr. Budumber who in 2008 masturbated for 9 hours and 33 minutes. In 2009 he extended his record to 9 hours and 58 minutes.
  • The winner of “Longest Time Spent Masturbating/Female” was set in 2008 by Ms. Kitty Kat, who masturbated for 7 hours and 6 minutes.
  • The winner of “Most Orgasms/Male” was set by Big Rob in 2010—at 83 climaxes, a world record.
  • The winner of “Most Orgasms/Female” is Loooo-C, who orgasmed 83 times in 2010.
  • The winner of “Longest Distance Come to Come” is Morihiro Taneichi from Tokyo.
  • New United States—Men’s distance record set in 2009 by (nom de plume) Mr. Flint Greasewood—1.62 m (5.31ft).

 2009 Denmark

  • Masturbation time—men: 7 hours and 45 minutes
  • Masturbation time—women: 5 hours and 4 minutes
  • Number of orgasms—men: 8—Danish record.
  • Number of orgasms—women: 222—World record
  • Ejaculation distance—men: 2.5 metres
  • Ejaculation distance—women: 3.15 metres – World record
  • Target ejaculation—men: 6 centimetres from bull’s eye
  • Target ejaculation—women: All over bull’s eye

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Masturbating for seven hours? Is that by hand or by toy? Ouch the hand would be tired! That is so freaky! Be rubbed raw, no matter how much lube one used!

 

9 thoughts on “RECORD TIME FOR MASTURBATING? SCARY!

  1. I always loved getting beaver shots of panties but this has to be the grossest beaver shot in history.
    Just remember it makes a guy’s whole day if he gets a flash of your panties and doubly so if he knows that you flashed him on purpose. I say have a make the guys happy day and give them little flashes of your panties up a short skirt.
    John

    1. sometimes I am scared to even know ;)
      i think the women cheated tho lol
      because when their g-spot is hit, I think their cum can go quite a distance, picture from the bed to half away to the ceiling. then there are women who dont need their g-spot hit in order to squirt, they just squirt, and the distance is far as well.

      i dont know how it works for men. maybe extra wrist action? oh i think they cheated too. Prostate gland maybe???

  2. I thought if you had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours that was to be considered a medical emergency….but that guy masturbated more than 7 hours….sounds dangerous to me.

    1. lol its a medical emergency if you’re taking a male enhancer, which you probably heard from the commercials, but there’s nothing medically wrong with that if a drug isn’t causing it.

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