I am beginning to get the feeling that Jordan is trying to mess with me.
This weekend I was such a bitch. I had been teasing Jordan to the point he had to put music on so he couldn’t hear me.
It wasn’t pretty.
Every time he would play his music loud, I would tell him to turn it down. It was just a “huge horrible debacle”. He would then, hear me. Turn it back up. I would tell him turn it down, he would. It was naughty cycle.
This morning, I was woken up early, at 2:30 am by a horrible nightmare. So to get myself to sleep, I played with myself. Then once more before my alarm was supposed to go off. “quietly” of course.
See, I am a horrible bitch!
After a long tedious day at work, it was slow and boring, I finally got home at 5.
i was walking up the drive and i saw Jordan’s windows were open. “Oh great they are probably having sex” i thought sarcastically. Nobody wants to hear that. “that” being GF howling like a dying dog. I snickered. Jordan probably waited until I got home to have sex anyway, I mused. The way my thoughts were heading, I was getting grumpier by the moment.
I wanted GF gone. I didnt want drama. I wanted peace and quiet.
I was quiet as a mouse when I got inside. I took off my shoes, my uniform, etc. My purpose was to enjoy my supper and relax.
Jordan walked into the bedroom to check to see if indeed I was home.
Just as I sat down on the couch, sure enough I could hear the bed squeak and her moaning. I wasnt even home 5 minutes!!!
Trying to be “quiet” because the windows were open.
Waited until I got home.
But I always win!